(Source: vvvivacious, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
May 30th
Street Art in Hamburg. The H&M campaign was adbusted.
(via gtfothinspo)
May 29th
buzzingbumblebeaton asked: FUCK YOU TESS I'M IN JUST AS GOOD SHAPE AS YOU. Zombies got NOTHING on this bitch.
Ain’t got weapons
And your hair would weigh you down
And your moccasins probably aren’t good for running, plus any native american risen dead might be pissed off
Oh and your many many hipster bracelets might get caught on stuff
Oh jeas do I need to go on? I know you’re in good shape.
(Source: penthesileas, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
#tess
FACT: Long distance runner, here, guys, with the keys to half the people on my street’s houses because of my cat sitting jobs, and who is an incredible snoop and thus knows which of them have guns.
Check and
Well
Still a better chance than Steph
What will she do, hipster them to death?
(via buzzingbumblebeaton)
Dinosaurs are back on the prowl in Darius Twin’s amazing light paintings.
Fun Fact: What’s in Semen?
Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.
(Source: lustability.com)
(Source: pusheen, via tri-disaster)
(via lolfactory)
COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.
WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?
ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.
I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.
I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG.
